Special: April Fools '11 - Review: Duke Nukem Forever

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April Fools '11 - Review: Duke Nukem Forever

I can't put the game down.

Literally, I'm typing this with one hand, as I hang out in virtual strip clubs blowing up anyone who gets in my gun's sights.

Verdict

So good, you'll want to play it forever.

I can't spend much more time telling you you have to play this game, expect it out sometime in the near future. I'm having a blast. Game of the century. Sorry it isn't up today. Look for a full review of the game tomorrow.

#Duke nukem #Finally #Worth the wait #Strip clubs #Bewbs #April fools

Comments

Nick DiMola Director

04/01/2011 at 11:20 PM

"I'm typing this with one hand"

This doesn't surprise me.

Jason Ross Senior Editor

04/01/2011 at 11:25 PM

-_-

Bad news guys, this review is going to have to wait for the day after tomorrow. Just couldn't finish the game in time. Still playing.

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