nice interpretation. Life is rough for zombies, man.
The Story of the Villager and the Emeralds
On 07/12/2016 at 02:27 AM by KnightDriver See More From This User » |
Let me tell you the story of the villager and the emeralds. A villager was minding his own business: he traded with strangers, mumbled nonsense, opened and closed doors for no reason, and huddled with ten others in a house to avoid the terrors of the night. Then, one day, he found himself the last villager of the village. The zombies had finally taken them all. Then, he was taken as well.
For a long while he knew nothing but lust for brains. Then, when a particular brain kept eluding his grasp, a glass bottle hit him, covering him with liquid, and he got weak. Then someone stuck a golden apple down his throat. He didn't try to stop eating it, just thought it was unusual because villager flesh was his usual diet. There was a long period of unease and he awoke and knew not what had happened. He was back to normal. So he went back to slamming doors and mumbling nonsense even though he was the only one left in the village.
That night a stranger came to trade rotten zombie meat for emeralds. The villager was happy to trade the emeralds for the meat, although he didn't understand why. Then, as he was handing over the emeralds, the door behind the stranger opened. A zombie walked in and he remembered the terror. The stranger whipped out a flaming sword and began hacking at the zombie. The villager was so scared, he just ran for the door and right in front of the swinging sword. In a flash of pain and fire he expired on the doorstep. Life had seemed so great after the mysterious cure, until this.
In this way the last villager died and the stranger, played by Mark, cursed to the high heavens. "Now I can't get those darn emeralds!!!"
Mark had to quit that world and play the tutorial level to scam for the final few emeralds needed to get the last achievement in Minecraft XBO Edition. What a way to end it. Classic.
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