dammit man! If I don't get my Kong a day, I get krazy! You can't deprive me of it, I deserve it, I need it, I can't live without it! 
Kong a Day #11 - Pay No Attention to the Missing Entry
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 On 02/12/2014 at 11:35 PM by Travis Hawks See More From This User » |
I know you think there is a day in which no Kong was played and no entry was written, but are you really sure about that? What is time anyway? Are we so narcissistic to think that we, humans, are the ones who can declare how to measure our relative placement in the universe as light reflects off of us and our surroundings?
Regardless of all that nonsense, I skipped a day yesterday. I won't go into why, but I was certainly not in a good mood. Let's focus on the positive: today's score! I struggled with every single blue/rivet screen I encountered and had a pretty amazing series of barrel dodges on the second barrel screen. Somehow, I got to that damn third elevator screen, but only had one shot at it. I, of course, botched it badly. I need to re-watch that tip video I posted a while back. I think I forgot an important detail. Anyway, I'm pleased with today's score and will try to drum up some interesting DK-related content to prattle on about tomorrow. Until then, enjoy your so-called "day," human.
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