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"Metallia! NOOOOO!"


On 07/20/2014 at 03:08 AM by KnightDriver

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    I finished the first chapter of The Witch and Hundred Knight today. As The Hundred Knight, I was tasked by Metallia to defeat Malia, the witch of the forest, but what did I get myself into. I know Metallia is evil and she's got a serious potty mouth, but wow is she cruel. These are some screen shots of the battle with Malia. I didn't capture the very last few screens or the screens beginning with the second chapter that tell more about what happened to Malia out of respect for spoilers but also because it ups the ante in the cruel department even higher. For a game with such beautiful graphics and character design, there is some seriously dark poopy going on.

    I should say that all the curses with symbols in the text are fully spoken in the voice acting, and that means "F" bombs galore.

            m1

           m2

          m3

          m4

   What happens next is more shocking than BJ Blazkowicz half decapitating a Nazi with a butter knife in The Asylum level of Wolfenstein: New Order.


 

Comments

Matt Snee Staff Writer

07/20/2014 at 08:30 AM

ah the old knife in the mouth bit, eh?Surprised

KnightDriver

07/21/2014 at 12:32 AM

There's some lurking suggestions in this game. Aside from vanquishing bosses in strange ways, you search for Pillars which are like a stem with a flower bud on the top. You hit them a bunch and they bloom, spilling swamp mud all over the level. Yeah (said in a suspicious tone).

leeradical42

07/20/2014 at 08:58 AM

This is a fantastic game im about halfway in and defeated the forest witch and I feel bad for doing it since Metallia is a bit#% and cruel lol!! But I cant understand why it got so so reveiws im mean its not Diablo but never claims to be either.

KnightDriver

07/21/2014 at 12:34 AM

Yea, it's pretty solid. The battle system is pretty complex. I just started to get the hang of it this afternoon.

GeminiMan78

07/20/2014 at 10:57 AM

And people thought GTA was intense. To me this would be like watching the Muppets do Pulp Fiction, which would be awesome.lol

KnightDriver

07/21/2014 at 12:46 AM

I immediately though of Naughty Bear, but then there's very little blood in this game. There was one creature, that I think was some sort of strawberry come alive, that left a bloody mess when you killed it, but of course, that's just jam. Or is it?

BrokenH

07/20/2014 at 01:40 PM

Too bad you can't side with the "good" witches. Sorry, Metallia just isn't my kind of lady. lol. I don't mind a sultry woman with a mouth on her but I prefer one with a heart of gold. 

KnightDriver

07/21/2014 at 12:51 AM

She's like Salome. Or a Honey Badger. She just don't give a *&)#&.

I was looking for some evidence of a coming twist in the story that might show Lia (Metallia) in a better light, but after that first witch bashing, I'm pretty sure there's no redeeming her.

Cary Woodham

07/20/2014 at 06:05 PM

Yeah the witch isn't a very likable character in the game. I think I even mentioned that in my review.

KnightDriver

07/21/2014 at 01:09 AM

I like her in the way you might like a villain in a movie with an funny attitude. She's unrepentantly nasty. It makes me laugh and then go. . . eew. I'm interested to see where this story goes. 

NSonic79

07/21/2014 at 12:55 PM

Not sure I can get behind this kind of game. Don't mind the stabbing in the mouth thing but I'm not one for foul language. I think it would be silly though if they got bleeped out as they said like an episode of COPS though.

KnightDriver

07/21/2014 at 11:34 PM

In between battle areas, there's quite a bit of dialog to listen to/read.

goaztecs

07/24/2014 at 12:01 PM

Kinda funny that they'll say the cuss words but not have it on the screen. I did find the screen shot of "OX#% Whore" funny

KnightDriver

07/24/2014 at 02:07 PM

She says that word ALL THE TIME. 

C.S.3590SquadLeader

07/30/2014 at 01:09 PM

"She's still alive! Stab her in the mouth." Whoa, that is cruel.

KnightDriver

07/30/2014 at 04:21 PM

Yea, but then she thinks of something even worse just a few moments later.

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