Well, first write some dirty Twilight fanfic, then repurpose it to avoid copyright, then publish in a small market, get popular by word of mouth, then pick and choose from the big publishers to get that monster advance. Money in the bank.
I thought I'd do some filthy Star Wars fanfic. Here's the plan: Leia gets in a threesome with R2D2 and C3P0 - "oh my"; Han and Luke spend a night in the smuggler's crawlspace - "fine women are no match for a good blaster at your side"; and Chewie stays on Endor because the Ewoks want him to infuse their tribe with 'big' genes by being some kind of sex god. Change the names, publish in New Zealand, literary gold. I can't wait.


