Holy horse and rhino! If I was even a little bit inebriated while watching that, I would've completely lost my mind. Wait. . . am I drunk now? I must've been right? I mean, I couldn't really have just watched a film about people who talked about Noah's Ark, then turned into animals, had a race, got shot from cannons, went to a dance, then raced again, and then got launched into space on missiles. Could I?


