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What're you trying to do?  Turn her into Super Strong Widowmaker?

(I'm ok with that)

I didn't get Wii Fit until much later when it was on sale.  60 bucks for the game and balance board wasn't a bad deal.  I wasn't impressed with the game, though.  I've played much better fitness games out there.  Ring Fit Adventure is probably the best fitness game I've played.  I do like that fact that Wii Fit Trainer is a character in Smash.  

You know, even though games like Overwatch and Fortnite aren't my cup of tea, I have to say, they have a lot of cool and neat and interesting character designs.

So do you think I would pick Widowmaker as my favorite character in Overwatch?  You know what kinds of characters I usually like.

I could polish Widowmaker's weapons no problem, but I don't know what she eats.  I'll feed her lots and lots of spinach so she can be really strong!

YOUR pretend present is a real life farm, so you can play out all your Farm Together fantasies.  Oh boy, doesn't that sound fun.  What kinds of crops will you grow?  Grow me lots of spinach so I can feed Widowmaker!

Yeah I just got another press release about the new Guilty Gear game this morning!  Looks like it comes out in April.  I've seen videos about it on YouTube, too. Maybe it's already out in Japan?

I'm trying to remember if I ever had a Pac-Man candy maze as a kid.  Even as a kid, I never liked candy that much, so I doubt I did.

Your pretend present is one of Donkey Kong's barrels.  Barrels are kind of expensive in real life.  I've checked.

I just wonder how I-No is able to keep from falling out of her clothes...

I think I got a press release about there being a new Guilty Gear game coming out next year.  I wonder if I'll get to review it?  I have a pretty good relationship with Arc System Works and usually get to review most of their games.

Just keep it well fed.  Go to PetsMart and stock up on Purina Dino Chow.

One good thing about going out on a date with Jam, or any other fighting game lady, is that you don't have to worry about bad guys because she will beat them all up!

Jam is one of my favorite Guilty Gear characters, but I don't know why.  Other characters I like include Faust, because he has a bag over his head, May, because she fights with an anchor, I-No, because she has a cool hat, and Dizzy because her name is funny.  I can't think of any other characters right now.

Keeping with the Guilty Gear theme, your pretend present is backstage passes to one of I-No's rock concerts.  I'm assuming she has concerts, since she fights with a guitar.

She is going to have her breasts removed, which will lessen the chance of the cancer coming back and she won't have to have chemo or radiation, so that's good.  Surgery's in mid-January, so thanks for all your prayers!

Thanks.  It's a pepper shaker, not a salt shaker, though.  Why do you think his name is Chef Peter Pepper, silly! :)  You know, when I was a kid, after I played BurgerTime in the arcade for the first time, when I got home I cut out a paper chef hat and pepper shaker and played 'pretend' BurgerTime around the house.

Your pretend present is a dinosaur from Dino Crisis that you can keep as a pet!  Who wouldn't want a pet dinosaur?