Well, I've fought the bloated undead filled with the leeches. Guess I should have mentioned that. lol And now that I've talked to the spirit of King Lorak's head holding wife and I've seen his BDSM torture dungeon (Complete with his head hunter and a ressurected Butcherer) it's safe to say Diablo III is finally stepping up to the plate. 
Thanks,Blake. Seems like I have better stuff to look forward to! So far the most morbid moments I've encountered are the carriage of burned bodies in New Tristam (To prevent them from rising again) and the senile farmer who keeps the skeleton of his dead wife.
Yeah, I think once I get passed that initial lump things will improve,Julian. Honestly I was like this with Diablo II as well. My first 8 or so hours were "meh" but after that I was totally ensnared and addicted! Regardless, if you love D3 definitely check out Torchlight II as well!
Behold Fletchling....devourer of souls....eater of worlds! Glad you got your pc back up and running,Blake. When times are tough it helps being distracted from all the bullshit. I know that one too well. lol.
FF4,FF6,andFF9 are my all time favorites. A lot of people went nuts over FF7 and while it was a good game, I just did not see what the hype was about. I believe at around that time I was more impressed with Parasite Eve,Suikoden 2, and Xenogears.
Berserk is good but it really gets over the top crazy,Dan. Lotsa demons raping women and such. The epic battles and sheer orginality of some of the demon designs might make it worth your while though.
There's a buffed Barbarain class and the female version looks believable,Cary. By that I mean sha has actual muscle on her. Overall though I think Torchlight II might be more your style. It has a more lighthearted vibe overall and I actually like the graphic style. You also have more customization with your characters in TL2. (At least it seems that way right now) D3 is still a good game though. Hopefully by the time I get around to further impressions I'll see more of what it has to offer.
Well on my end I could have written "satirical tribute to PH" into the blog itself. 
I'll at least take partial blame. lol.
Heck to me even a "7" should constitute as a good game. But many people think anything below an 8 is abysmal for some reason. There's even that running gag "H8 out of 10". lol.
Silent Bill is sort of a satirical tribute to Pyramid-head. Even the name gives it away.
