Posted on 07/08/2013 at 10:01 PM
| Filed Under Blogs
Now that I think about it, I would be unnerved if a cop came to my door over something gaming related. Why can't a mod simply do his or her job and ban my online account a couple of months if I'm being an asshole?
Fun time with Chris Hansen scenario!
Chris Hansen: Are you Benjamin Sprague?
Ben: Yup. Hey Chris! Love your work! What's going on,bro?
Chris Hansen: Your achievements on Xbox live said Selene is your main love interest in Dragon's Dogma right now.
Ben: Uh,that's kinda true. I wanted it to be Quina but I waited too long to do her rescue quest. I didn't realize that mission was timed.
Chris Hansen: Do you realize Selene looks "young"?
Ben: If you mean by "young" she doesn't have double D breasts or needs a C-cup sized bra? Sure. Then again I have female friends in their 30's who have lithe physiques and youthful facial features.
Chris Hansen: Can you please come with us, Ben? There's a police van outside with NSA operatives and SWAT. We'd like to ask you a few questions.
Ben: You gotta be kidding me.
PS: The trash cam is friggin creepy,mate. Don't stand for that madness!