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New Plan, Again


Posted on 08/19/2022 at 03:00 PM | Filed Under Blogs

Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Fame opened the floodgates for a bunch of other "sim" games. There is now an upcoming game called Squirrel with a Gun. Take a guess what it's about.

200K Chievos Reached


Posted on 08/18/2022 at 12:01 PM | Filed Under Blogs

Fire Emblem is such an awesome game. One of my favorites of the decade.

I quit chasing achievements/trophies years ago. Too many of them required what I felt was boring, repetitive busywork. The only game I ever got a platinum trophy on was FF7 on PS4.

Episode 230: Lothar of the Hill People


Posted on 08/17/2022 at 04:40 PM | Filed Under Feature

Stage Select:

I was going to come up with some elaborate reworking of a favorite franchise, but after reading stories about how much money Actiblizzard is making off of Diablo Immortal, screw it. If you really want to make money, just call Tencent or NetEase and throw some mobile gachapon stuff together and and call it a day, since all you need is a few rich whales to keep you afloat. More and more, video game technology is about monetization rather than graphics, sound, and gameplay.

Cage Match: 

Gonna go with the Colonel Sanders visual novel on this one. That said, it's too bad that Wendy's didn't turn its pen-and-paper RPG Feast of Legends into a video game.  I thought about trying to rework it into a computer game using RPG maker and running it past Wendy Thomas or Nelson Peltz to see what they say about it.

 

Short Week, Long Play


Posted on 08/13/2022 at 04:04 PM | Filed Under Blogs

Hope you enjoy Three Houses!

First Week in August


Posted on 08/13/2022 at 04:02 PM | Filed Under Blogs

Advance Wars is on indefinite hold, and while I know that Nintendo is trying to navigate what's happening in Ukraine in real time, I hope it sees a release. I was really looking forward to it. Wouldn't be the first time a game got delayed because of real world events. Fun fact: GTA III got delayed by several months because they wanted to remove references to the World Trade Center, since GTA III released in 2001.

Final Fantasy V Review


Posted on 08/11/2022 at 11:27 AM | Filed Under Review

My first exposure to FF5 was through references in Tactics, and then a year later I got FF Anthology and played it. I thought it to be the weakest of the PS1 games at first because its narrative was a little thin compared to IV, VI, and VII, but my appreciation for V has grown over time. 

Based on the numerous references it gets in other games compared to VI, it seems to be the most fondly remembered of the Nintendo-era FF games for Japanese players.

First Week in August


Posted on 08/08/2022 at 11:25 AM | Filed Under Blogs

Three Houses is indeed an awesome game. It's on my short list of Switch essentials, along with Breath of the Wild, Dragon Quest XI S, Mario Odyssey and the Xenoblade trilogy.

Also, Tactics Ogre is coming to Switch and PS4 in November. 

Klonoa 25th Anniversary Celebration!


Posted on 08/08/2022 at 11:19 AM | Filed Under Blogs

Singaporean versions of games are usually in English and Chinese, which are the two official languages of Singapore. In fact, Bandai Namco low-key encourages Americans to buy the Singaporean versions of Super Robot Wars games.

Anyway, I rented the PS1 Klonoa from Blockbuster a couple of times. I saw it in the little flyer that came with Tekken 3 and thought it looked interesting. 

Episode 229: Little Idiots


Posted on 08/04/2022 at 02:10 AM | Filed Under Feature

Stage Select:

I agree with SuperStep: Game streaming does suck. I'd easily rather download, or better still, own on cartridge, rather than stream games. I'm personally tired of game providers using subscriptions trying to establish permanent ongoing connections with my wallet.  You know who else does that? Drug dealers. Just sell me what I want and go away until I ask for you again.

I never use Microsoft products as long as there are viable alternatives. I even own a Macbook instead of a PC. 

On a related note, the Nintendo Switch is my favorite system of all time, and that is a hill I will not die on, because I will never lose that battle. 

Cage Match:

This matchup takes either in the back lot of some honky-tonk beer joint, or maybe on the yacht in international waters where Homer Simpson and his friends watched the monkey knife fight. You have John from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties squaring off against Brian from Quest 64. For once, Brian actually holds his own instead of being knocked out within ten seconds of the bell ring. John brings out the big guns, namely Jane in her dominatrix outfit with her whip (insert whip sound here), but Brian wisely decided to grind for earth element this time and is actually holding his own... It looks like he might win... both contenders are in their respective corners, breathing hard, both bruised and bleeding, exhausted. Brian got some good offense in the last round... but then the karate lady from Plumbers beats up the judge and declares John the winner. A few seconds later, a stock clip of machine gun fire plays, bullet holes randomly appear, and the karate lady is lying on the ground with Xs over her eyes, with Brian having ditched his magic staff for a Tommy gun. Could it be... that Quest 64 could win?

...Ladies and gentlemen, we regret to inform you that Brian from Quest has been disqualified for use of dog doo on a stick, and we award the match to John from Plumbers Don't Wear Ties.

Super Hang-On Review


Posted on 08/02/2022 at 11:14 PM | Filed Under Review

I definitely remember this one in arcades. It looked pretty neat. Sega probably did the most graphically advanced arcade games of any company.

The SNES got a port of Namco's Suzuka 8 Hours, which utilized Mode 7. It had split-screen racing and was pretty smooth.

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