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April Fools '11 - Review: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days


Posted on 04/03/2011 at 08:20 PM | Filed Under Feature

Oh, I've got bad news, then. Terrible news. You may want to sit down for this.

I also have a podcast. A new issue is posted every week, usually later Wednesday night.

I understand it must be rough to listen to me like that, especially given you don't like my reviews and coverage. I hope you'll be all right, but given what you've said, this news must be devastating. I'm so, so sorry.

April Fools '11 - Review: Kane & Lynch 2: Dog Days


Posted on 04/03/2011 at 02:43 PM | Filed Under Feature

You would have loved April Fools 2010, buddy.

April Fools '11 - Site News: An Unfortunate Announcement


Posted on 04/02/2011 at 06:35 PM | Filed Under Feature

Oh, great. So we're not going to be flying first-class?

April Fools '11 - Review: Duke Nukem Forever


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 11:25 PM | Filed Under Feature

-_-

Bad news guys, this review is going to have to wait for the day after tomorrow. Just couldn't finish the game in time. Still playing.

April Fools '11 - Site News: An Unfortunate Announcement


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 11:12 PM | Filed Under Feature

See, this is why you were fired. That's clearly a question, yet you ended it with an exclamation point. Fool!

April Fools '11 - Review Rewind: Metroid 64


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 10:14 PM | Filed Under Feature

I completely forgot about this game!

April Fools '11 - News: Artist's Rendering of Actual 3DS Appearance


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 05:23 PM | Filed Under Feature

Weird. To me, that just looks like an old calculator. Bizarre.

April Fools '11 - News: Nintendo Admits 3DS Doesn't Actually Display 3D Images, Can Not Augment an Individual's Reality


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 05:04 PM | Filed Under Feature

This is stunning news. I had no idea. Reggie also mentioned that people experiencing "3D Headaches" were those who weren't "True Believers," but I felt that took second fiddle to the real story.

I will have to say I'm going to take a closer look at Nintendo's next console. I don't want to be swindled again.

Issue 15: Band Together


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 02:14 PM | Filed Under Feature

Hey guys! The iOS version of Silly Bandz was just updated! Great news! Go download the new, improved version with more than 30 new physics based levels right away!

April Fools '11 - Site News: An Unfortunate Announcement


Posted on 04/01/2011 at 02:12 PM | Filed Under Feature

In other news, PixlBit will be flying to E3 in style this year. First-class bookings on direct flights with a hotel room right across the street from the LA convention center. It will be awesome.

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