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3. Buying games I don't really ever play. It's actually a lower % of my library than you might think, but every time I see one I'm like, "Oh, you idiot. That $2.50 could have been chicken nuggets." 

2. Allowing Electronic Gaming Monthly to make their last issue that awful, zoomed in low-res image of Wolverine. I wasn't a staffer for them, but I still felt guilty by proxy somehow. I regret that they did that to themselves, but I also regret allowing that amount of disrespect in my mailbox that month. 

1. Never beating a turn-based RPG with a strategy guide, cause now I'll have to for Yakuza 7 and have no practice. I kinda want to do this with Phantasy Star IV on my Genesis Mini, cause I do like the vibe of that game from what I've played. Would have been easier to do this with Pokemon or Paper Mario when I played those though. I actually own the strat guide for Paper Mario simply cause I liked the game's story/humor and wanted to see some of the spoiler content. 

VIDEO GAME CAGE MATCH:

Horizon has to win, cause I'll never beat it. But yeah, Aloy just comes up with the right arrow combo for whoever is in XCOM and bam, Aloy wins. If she can take down a Thunderjaw, she can take down an alien horde or whatever. 

EDIT: It has come to my attention that this is a VERY unpopular opinion on Pixlbit, so I would like to triple down and say Aloy defeats the first enemy horde with arrows, then hides from and traps all the other ones in an extremely elaborate network of electrified fences. It's a very short cage match.

... Fuck XCOM. 

I once saw a YouTube comment on a classical music video I was watching where some account was talking about how lo grade the music was and asking everyone if they'd "tasted of the heighths." I figured it was a troll account and laughed a bit at how ridiculous it sounded. 

Now I'm thinking maybe that was fruit guy.

I've been meaning to watch My Dinner with Andre for a while now. Also, those are exactly the kinds of movies I would have guessed those guys would pick based on the one's moustache and their band name. lol 

My only issue with Beyond Oasis so far is no minimap, or am I missing it? Cause I am not sure where to go, which was not as much of an issue in LttP. 

I hate installing 100GB games. I have yet to play enough of Read Dead Redemption 2 to justify it. 

The main reason I don't like the mask thing is cause it involves arts and crafts. 

I love the rain too. 

Gooooooood for yoooooooooooouuuuuu. No seriously, that sounds pretty sweet. 

I too love the CONCEPT of this game. *ahem*

Something tells me Sega never quite got over bringing the arcade home and forgot that I didn't have any quarters to milk in that setting. 

I think they knew the levels were just two pages of comic book panels, so the difficulty was their way of extending playtime, but I would have been much more content with just some extra nonsense to add replay value to what's there already. 

Granted, the levels past one and two could be longer than I know, but I didn't get that far, because difficulty.

The wrestling thing you're referring to was in 0, but I never checked it out too much. Basically that same minigame is in Kiwami, in the arcade and kids play it and there's a bug card collection element to it.