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Tour de 64: Automobili Lamborghini

You're probably better off saving up for a real Lamborghini.

With a nonsensical name like that, I wasn't expecting anything much out of this one. Once discovering that it was published by Titus, the same nefarious company infamous for releasing contenders for "best worst game ever" such as Superman 64 and Carmageddon, I dropped the cartridge in shock and horror. However, I'm on a mission. Mustering up as much determination as I could, I picked it up and popped it into the Nintendo 64's cartridge slot, with sour memories of Carmageddon now flooding back.

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Tour de 64: Asteroids Hyper 64

Asteroids on steroids.

This is one I've not played before. In fact, I have never played the arcade original, either.

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Tour de 64: Army Men: Sarge's Heroes 2

Real combat, plastic men.

Have I used that line yet?

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PixlChatter: Monster Hunter 3 Conclusion

PixlBit's Monster Hunter 3 chat-based adventure comes to an end.

Kathrine: How about gathering? It is a kind of grind.

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PixlChatter: Monster Hunter 3 Part Two

The saga continues!

Kathrine: What's next on the list?

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PixlChatter: Monster Hunter 3 Part One

Jason and Kathrine talk a bit about their experiences with Monster Hunter 3.

Kathrine: I'm actually kind of nervous about this, I'm not too good at thinking on my feet...

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Tour de 64: Army Men: Sarge's Heroes

Real combat, plastic men.

Now this game brings me back. A childhood friend of mine bought this game when it was available in stores, and he loved it. I wasn't really into it myself, but I still played the multiplayer with him and his brother, because they refused to play anything else if I didn't.

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Tour de 64: Army Men: Air Combat

The little plastic toys take to the skies... er, more like ten inches off the ground.

This is one I got for I think $3 when GameStop was liquidating their stock of older games. It's a helicopter shooting game with a top-down perspective involving toy soldiers, and it takes place in real-world environments that are larger than life for the little guys. You take control of a helicopter from the Green Army and are at war with the supposedly evil Tan and Blue forces; there doesn't seem to be much of an explanation as to why these toys can't just get along, which almost makes it seem like the game has some sort of subtle social commentary. Almost. Let's not go there.

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Bermuda Triangle: Saving the Coral Review

What does this game have to do with the Bermuda Triangle?

I'm not sure how to qualify the purpose of Bermuda Triangle: Saving the Coral. As far as I can perceive, the game's purpose is really Coral Reef awareness, but the methods Bermuda Triangle uses for actual gameplay are convoluted, underselling the game's main theme and making for what could be considered a hypocritical piece of "green" propaganda.

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Tour de 64: Armorines: Project S.W.A.R.M.

No, not the cookie, those are called 'Macaroons.'

Armorines is a first-person shooter that runs on a modified game engine that was originally used for Turok: Dinosaur Hunter. It isn't as polished or interesting as the game from which it borrows its engine, but it is more focused on action than exploration. I didn't really catch the details of the story as I couldn't be bothered, but it has to do with a lone soldier taking on an army of alien bugs because everyone else is either too incompetent or too lazy to take action. Whichever one sounds more realistic.

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