STAGE SELECT:
1. https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/Triclops
Triclops in Metroid Prime are not hard to dispose of, but damn, they're annoying. Good for you, buddy. You caught me in a ball. Put me down, please. No, don't put me in your buddy's mouth. Put me down, you guys. Hey, put ... stop it! Stop it. This is making this take so much longer. Why do you exist? You're not challenging, so you must only exist to irritate me ... like some sort of gaming cockroach.
2. Turn-based combat
I hate it.
3. Daisaku Kuze from Yakuza 0
This one I actually enjoy fighting quite a bit, but damn. He's like the Monty Python and the Holy Grail Black Knight of Yakuza villains. The gut just does not quit.
I'm pretty sure the real reason for Kiryu's no-kill policy is that he thinks it'll just lead to Kuze hounding him even more, but from the grave and with even more vengeful motivation. He figures Kuze can at least live with the small victory of Kiryu never finishing the job, cause if Kuze was a ghost killed by Kiryu, he'd be the only person Kiryu ever fought again, saying "Death 'tis but a scratch!"
https://yakuza.fandom.com/wiki/Daisaku_Kuze
EPISODE COMMENT:
This episode felt a lot tighter than normal ... maybe cause y'all legit stuck to two topics for all of Consumption Junction.
Guess I'm glad you were able to get me that PS4 code in lieu of a Switch game if that's how you feel about the console, Julian. Hot damn! lol
As for Fire Emblem, all I can say is living in a town where I teach at the university and said university is pretty much the only place women below 35 are (not that 35 is out of my range, cause 29 isn't that much younger)is uh ... it has its challenges. I have to read Tinder profiles REAL carefully.
