
I would actually give Sunshine a keg and 64 a drink. I realize I might be the only one. Well, fuck everyone, I like my island. There's relaxing guitar-driven music, it's sunny, lots of refreshing water and everyone is purple ... which means Mitch Hedberg's ghost never visits, which is a downside, but I'll manage.
Maybe I feel that way because I vastly prefer mixed liquor, but I drink enough beer that this scoring method makes perfect sense to me. I also like that literally every example is a Mario title.