Posted on 04/06/2021 at 08:12 AM
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Right now I'm reviewing a game called Bite the Bullet. It's a run and gun 2-D classic Contra style game, except you can eat everything to power up. And I mean everything. Good idea, but kind of gross. Like if you mixed Contra with a Mutant League sports game or aomething. The female character you can play as is really strong and buff, though, so that's cool.
Sometimes I play games for fun and DON'T review them, and since I finished Ys 9 a couple of weeks ago, right now that game is Balan Wonderworld. It's a colorful 3-D platformer that reminds me of the ones you'd see in the late 90's/early 2000's. Only big problem I have with the game so far is that you have to collect too many gold statues to open up the next set of worlds. I'm around halfway through the game, and now I have to collect nine more statues to move on. Ugh. Normally I don't mind backtracking, but I'm just more impatient with this game. There's a different between game length and artificial padding, and this game is crossing that line. I'll try to make a dent in it tomorrow when I'm off work, but we'll see how long I keep playing. Balan Wonderworld was made by Yuji Naka, which is further proof to my theory that he has a lot of good ideas, he just doesn't exceute them very well. Did you know that at E3 one year, i StreetPassed Yuji Naka on my 3DS? I thought that was cool.
At the end of this month, one of the games I've been wanting for 20 years now is finally coming out! And that game is New Pokemon Snap! Really looking forward to that one. I'm working on a blog right now about my favorite Pokemon spin off games, in anticipation for the new one. The original Pokemon Snap is a very special game to me, and you'll find out why when I post that blog at the end of this month!
In real life, I'm playing a game called "Try to find a job where you work from home and make more money than you do now." That game really sucks. I hate looking for jobs, espeically when I'm already working full time. But I have to do this if I want to be on my own in the next year or two. Otherwise I'll be forced to move out to the country with the family I do live with now. Nothing wrong with living in the country, but everything would be 30 minutes away at least, and since I can't drive becasue of my disability, that would really suck. I tell you, American public schools and state colleges don't prepare you for the real world. I don't see how people do it.