PixlBit

The lack of a coherent narrative.

I am not happy I spent $2 on something that amounts to a dynamic theme that occasionally asks me to press x instead of just buying a dynamic theme.

LiS: Before the Storm Episode 3 is the game's fault. I had that same issue. 

Yeah, it turns out I even commented on it. I'm scared for my brain.

Two things: I don't remember this review or typing this comment, which worries me.

Also, I played it, and while there are pieces of a theory I think might make sense, I paid $2 and still feel ripped off.

I'll look into that, cause now I'm curious.

No, I was jokingly responding as if this was Horizon, which is the PS4 version of this Zelda I actually own.

Indeed. I get the feeling this game's Metacritic score is based on pretentious reviewers seeing an "art" game and needing to give it a positive review so that everyone can know they "totally got it." 

Such a dull, pointless, incomprehensible experience. But the soundtrack IS pretty good. I'll give it that.

A lot of people feel that way, but I like her. I grew up loving offensive comedians and her voice doesn't bother me.

I mostly hunted the robots or completed tutorial missions to level up. Currently I'm at about level 22 for Aloy and halfway through the story. I probably need some hardpoint arrows.