That's the only way you'd get me to play a Yakuza game is to put Tom Nook in it!
Actually I did play a Yakuza game once. My brother had me play it. I think it was set in the 80s. Here's how my session went: Once upon a time, Yakuza Man Cary went to an arcade in the 80s. He flirted with the cute arcade lady worker and unlocked Fantasy Zone. Then Yakuza Man Cary and the arcade lady lived happily ever after. The End. Gripping story, huh?


