I listened to Aenema by Tool earlier today, which is as close as I got to prog rock today. I'm curious what you consider true prog rock.
Hell yeah, Guiness!
Twitter is one I have but mostly ignore unless I'm on a news kick.
I saw one episode of that on Netflix.
Yeah, I prefer to get these anthology games with some museum or arcade worlds to explore rather than just menus of "thanks for buying this clip show of our greatest hits, here's your shit."
Fair enough. That timeline makes sense.
But I will keep preaching for kitten/puppy equality. 
Well, they probably both had their voices recorded for the game pre-Gamer Gate, but I think the presence of both of them certainly works out in favor of puppies.
I like kittens too, though.
Here's to kittens and puppies getting along:

Has my attention. Looks like a bit of slowdown when things get busy, but I dig the art style and concept.
I have AVG.
I am supposed to review MKX upon its release.
RE:R 2 sounds like something I should try.
I'm not sure what you meant there. Like you didn't want to get a car's interior painted with the black paint on you?
Honestly, I found the first one got a bit too hard too fast. So I will definitely stay away from 2, because you are the second person to complain about this.
Ok, ISIS I have definitely been hearing about, but not Jihadi John. I think I'll pass on Googling him though.