Posted on 05/23/2016 at 08:13 PM
| Filed Under Blogs
Firstly, Bilby and I share a 3ds. I sold mine because it wasn't needed once Bilby and I moved in together, which means we both have games we purchased on the E-Shop that we'd both like to download and play. But that's not possible, since to change Nintendo ID you have to delete literally everything and create a blood pact with Be'lakor. So if Bilby wants to play a game she's downloaded, she has to delete all of the games I've downloaded as well as their slaves, and get invested enough in Warhammer lore enough to know who Be'lakor is.
I like that list better than Nintendo's which is hidden behind a secret door you have to sell your soul to satan to find. And one that doesn't tell you how long your downloads will take or how much data they'll use.
And then try changing any setting at all on a Nintendo system. It's a nightmare, as is anything regarding the Eshop (well, Wii-U one is okay, but the prices are still too high here so fuck em. $99 for Mario Galaxy? Shove that up your bloated assholes.)