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I dig Sonic, even if his friends have sections in his games that I don't like.

Wait, how does a grocery store give you the wrong thing? Aren't you the one that has to pick it out? 

I'm coming around on city, though I'm stuck pretty early on. Where the hell is Mr. Freeze and how to I shock gun that stupid fuse box so he can tell me how to disarm Penguin?

To me it looks like that backwards car that was advertised alongside Minority Report.

I didn't know Shmups were already that popular in 1982.

Yeah, I know. I was being facetious. lol 

Yeah, I'm more of a sadist. My glasses aren't on right now, but I'm sure I correctly read what you typed. 

This is what I found on Google Images, so this is what I expect in the mail, Canardly guy.

A sitcom that was ... well, the warm-up guy was really funny and some of the actors and characters were fine, but ... uuuuuugggghhhhh. 

Even if I liked the show, I bet it would be rough to watch the same scene over and over and again that many times when you've had a full day and are tired already. 

My friend recently had her first experience with a screaming, cursing eight-year-old now that her fiancee is living with her and she can hear that stuff when he plays. I hope to God a) most of the Internet's vitriol is just stupid kids and b) those kids change when they grow up. 

By the way, Mart22, whoever stole my username to tell you to go fuck yourself and die owes the both of us an apology. Dickhead69 was my idea and I want to be the only person using it dammit.

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