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3. Ezio Auditore vs Cesare Borgia, final scene, Assassin's Creed 2
Ezio: "May your name be blotted out. Requiescat in Pace."
Cesare: "You cannot kill me! No man can murder me!"
Ezio: "Then I will leave you in the hands of fate." (Ezio then proceeds to drop Cesare to his death rather than kill him with a blade)
2. "When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson, CEO Aperture Science Innovations (Portal 2) **Please sign me up for one of those lemons
1. Final Scene with Kefka, Final Fantasy VI
Kefka: "And did you all find your "somethings" in this broken world that just won't die?"
(everyone proceeds to tell Kefka that life is great, including the line "I kupo my friends" from Mog. If they could have animated in an eyeroll in for Kekfa back then, they would have.)
Kefka: "You make me sick...it's like listening to the world's worst self-help booklet!"
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Crono Crossing 1993: The Legend of Zelda, Link's Awakening for GameBoy
I. Love. This. Game. However...can we all please still be concerned for Link? He's lost in the middle of the ocean having a heat-stroke, dehydration induced dream about a giant whale. It never gets resolved. He's still drifting. Someone please give the man a raft so he can find his way home.