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 Let me start by saying this: Whoever designed the first two hours of this game is going to the special hell. After I kill them in a terribly vicious manner that would make Kratos proud, of course. Preferrably ripping out their eyes using a quick time event, which would be an ironic twist of fate seeing as how this insufferable cunt is so fucking fond of them.

I've become a lot less frequent since coming back to uni, and for that I apologise. Between my social life, getting drunk enough for my profile picture to happen, and all the refocusing of ideas at plus10damage, I just haven't had the time to write anything half decent. I still don't, so this is going to be a big variety of crap that you can read.

 Ok, so I'm thinking of entering a poetry contest sometime in the not too distant future. The subject matter is despair, and I've written 3 pieces. What I'm asking of you is which do you think is best? 

 So, I have a new article out on plus10damage. Yes, that wonderful website you're all so sick of me banging on about. Ah well. Read it. Please?

 This is an old blog that not many people read, and due to a certain argument I had recently, I feel I need to make these points again. Also, since DMC has already come out, I've reviewed it and it's fucking awesome, the point that was made in this blog is even more substantial. Anyway, just read it. Please?

 Ok, so I'm Blake, I'm from 1up, and the mass exodus seems to be headed here. Since I'm as completely unoriginal and uninspired as everything Chuck Lorre has ever put his hands on, I followed suit. So who am I? What are my thoughts on this website? Why should you care?