I agree with the assertion we all need to calm our collective shit about sexual depictions in media, but I can see where Machocruz is coming from regarding their pointlessness oftentimes. That's not a reason to ban them though (though I could endorse some age restrictions etc.), that's merely a personal preference.
I think a dating sim with sexual positions could be amusing, though for how long I don't know. I definitely don't think it should be an illegal option though, especially when we depict acts of violence that most would be much less inclined to do naturally. Maybe video games could be good tools to teach about safe sex? Probably not, but I'd appreciate any humorous attempts. 
As for watching porn, as of January 1, 2014, I won't be joining you in lieu of a two year jail pentaly. My state legislature is not the best or brightest when it comes to resource management in terms of what law enforcement should be focusing on. Idiots. I never thought imagination would serve as a way of ... "sticking it" ... to the man, but here we are, two days out from U.S. Independence Day. Joy.
Edit: That last bit turns out is from a parody website. I only know of the Onion. I've been had. lol Sad that I thought that was real. I wouldn't necessarily put it past them.
