PixlBit

You ask for too little. I would kill for a system that came with a personal Scottish engineer that beamed me into a spaceship.

Well, jobs were secretly outsourced to Kenyans to build these consoles, so there you go.

CentiPad can never be unseen.

I kept seeing that it can somehow tell how many people are in the room with that camera. Of course, that's a function of most DVR devices and it is one, so there you go.

And yeah, like I said, they'll be collecting tons of creepy shit when it's on and online, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt with being able to fully turn it off. I'd still unplug at least the ethernet or disable wi-fi or just the system though. Paranoid is a relative term, but I don't think it applies to companies that are in any way able to collect data on you, cause at this point it's a given they will do it. But they can't do much when you're offline, so turning it off entirely is a nice anxiety reducer.

I bet you have a sexy wire frame. Wanna come over?

Oh, I know to hold on to paranoia. Those goddamn lizard men aren't stealing my cookies, no sir!

But yeah, that sounds pretty pointless. I'd just pretend it didn't exist and say I hundred-percented everything that actually mattered.

Yeah, sadly I do think I had to google to figure out it was HIS self-portrait, but I did know that from a while ago upon said Google search.

Nah, third person ain't that creepy.

I think so too.

Which is what makes me skeptical, but we will see.