I didn't think the first Mortal Kombat movie was THAT bad. I never watched the cartoon.
I've seen the Tomb Raider movies. Only thing I remember now about the Angelina Jolie ones is that there is one scene where she punches a shark in the nose, and it runs away going "yipe yipe yipe!" Well, OK, the shark didn't go "yipe, yipe, yipe" in the movie, but it did that in my head.
I watched the new Tomb Raider movie fairly recently on television. It was OK I guess, but the only thing I remember about it now is that the lady who played Lara Croft must've been eating her spinach.


