
Now now, breakfast is for breakfast, lunch for lunch, and dinner for dinner. You can have as many of each, but let's not mix mealtimes. We Hobbits like everything in their proper place. You're talking like that queer Bilbo who went on adventures and talked to Elves. Not a normal sort of chap he was.
I would suggest you name any FPS character Bilbo T. Baggins. No name could be better in that environment.
[note to sensitive types. I'm using the word 'queer' here the way Tolkein used it to mean strange]