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If you want a really good MMO that costs 20 bucks and no more money ever, try the secret world. The combat is meh, but the "quests" are rarely kill or collect shit. Most of them are puzzles and exploration. Some of them are crazy too. There was one were they name dropped someone in a piece of text, which I had to google the name out to realise who it was. The person was a painter, so I realised I was looking for a painting, which had a clue that involved me looking up a bit in the bible to find out what I had to next. It's crazy!

 Also, it has a fun story set in the modern day about the illuminati and templars and ghosts and vampires and shit. It's also well written and kinda funny.

 Guild Wars 2 is one of my favourite games of all time, but if the first is anything like it, the story is shit. In 2, it's the actual gameplay I like, and visiting my friends. It's like coming here to talk to people but inside an actual game. 

Damn straight!

 You knew I had to post this photo.

Yeah. At least the Witcher 2 has an option to turn off difficult QTE's. The Witcher 2 came out on PC first though, so it has no excuse. A lot of it has to do with the model of keyboard too. I'm just using a regular old logitech keyboard, which isn't built for mashing keys. It gets the job done if you're holding down buttons, or pressing them normally, but it's not supposed to be mashed.

Most MMO's are free these days. In fact, WoW and The Elder's Scrolls Online are the only 2 I've heard of with a subscription.

 Some MMO's have a story that has a beginning, a middle, and an end, and one that you can play by yourself for the most part. Just imagine the levelling is the single player component, and the endgame is multiplayer stuff like team dungeon crawling and PVP.

Did you play it on console? It's poor optimisation for pc that's the problem.

 Fair enough. Yeah, maybe wait. By then it'll be patched too. But yeah, if you're a fan of the show you need to eventually play this. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a game before.

 Yeah, we have Tony Abbott as prime minister, who is basically holding the country back 50 years. 

 But yeah, the censorship here is a total child finger bummer. Then again, I think it was censored in the states too.

 At least with Ashley you could tell her to hide in a box a lot of the time. There were very few times she actually annoyed me in gameplay. Her voice though... that's another matter entirely.

 I think better writing would make the game lose a lot of the charm. Yeah, Leon's taste in women is terrible. Why didn't he just get with Claire instead?

Yeah! I've been replaying Resident Evil 4 at the moment and I still have to look up Ashley's skirt every time she's on top of a ladder, if only because it's hilarious that she ends up falling in love wih a guy she's called a pervert roughly 2 million times.

 Also, I don't think you can really say fuck you Japan, depict women better! It's a part of their culture that us whities aren't going to change, so we should just enjoy it.