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BILBYYYYYY!

Man, I used to play this all the time on my dad's phone! I agree, it's pretty tough. I had a friend who was a master at this game though. He would play it all the time, whenever I saw him. 

I think my dad and mom were in their teens then, they probably didn't even meet each other yet. 

And game advertisements these days dont have the spunk that they used to! Nowadays all they do is show you a picture and a logo, and expect you to buy the game. There are no words, screenshots, or anything!

Whoa, those are some good games you have there. My collection is pale in comparison, I only have about 5 or 6. My problem with your collection though, is that you have Spectrobes. I hate that game and I despise the entire series. 

Haha, we all need to vent a bit every now and then, no need to apologize.

I'm only 14, so I wouldn't know much about this stuff but my advice? Take a break from girls a bit. Keep your mind preoccupied with something else, like games or studies, that'll get your mind off of all of it. And trust me, 20 years from now you'll be laughing over how silly this all is, now matter how unsilly you think it is now. 

And the great part about being single is that you get to make fun of other people with bf's/gf's! 

Think of all the Angry Birds you can play on it lol!

Even if this was real, nobody would take it seriously.

So a so called "gamer" friend of mine suggested this dumb game. I forgot what it was called though, something like Final Faggotry 69 or something. It was straight up, the worst game I've ever played. I mean, first of all, it's not even first person! How am I supposed to truly experience the game if I'm not looking through his eyes at all times? Second of all, the graphics on this suck! what is this blocky bullsh*t? I'm pretty sure that it's just copying Minecraft's style, Mojang should sue. Third of all, what's with all the words? Nobody cares who the f*** this Cloud guy is! And what kind of a name is Cloud? They should have picked a normal, American name for him like Michael or something! Better yet, they should have named him Soap, after my all time favorite video game character, Soap McTavish From Call of Duty! I'm pretty sure that the people who made the game weren't even American! Why would anyone play games that aren't American? Everything else isn't even worth playing because it's been scientifically proven that anything not American has a significant amount of less explosions than things that are American. MURRICA FTW!!! Fourth, there's not enough killing! The times you do kill things, you have to wait, like, an hour just to be able to swing the sword. That's another thing, where are all the guns? Where are the M14's, the FAMAS', and the RPG's? That's why my favorite character (even though they are all sh*tty characters) is that black guy, Bullet, I think he's called. He has a gun for a hand! That's the most American thing that I've seen in this "game" so far. But the problem is that it's not even a real gun! It dosen't tell you how much ammo is left either, or tell you where to pick more up. I don't even know why this is called a GAME, it's just like another sh*tty book! You know what I do with books? I burn books, that's what I do! GAHHHH!!!

Did I go too far lol?

Ha, I was gonna make a battle scar joke, but you beat me to it!

Curses, foiled again!

I'm only 14, so about that firstborn child thing...

Should I offer my older sister?

Wow, lucky you! I always wanted to go to one of these, but there are never ones in the New Jersey area!