Planes: Disney making a spin-off of the worst Pixar movie. Yeah, that was going to be good lol.
Nice round up. Only movie on here I've actually seen is Man of Steel. Man I have some catching up to do!
It's nothing spectacular, but it is a bit of fun if you have nothing else to play. Unfortunately it has the awful luck of being released at the same time as Spelunky and Guacamelee on PC, two games that are infinitely better.
I have far too many to list unfortunately, and I blame steam sales. As for tomb raider, I wasn't overly fond of it. As I recall, my initial impressions read something like this:
Let me start by saying this: Whoever designed the first two hours of Tomb Raider is going to the special hell. After I kill them in a terribly vicious manner that would make Kratos proud, of course. Preferrably ripping out their eyes using a quick time event, which would be an ironic twist of fate seeing as how this insufferable cunt is so fucking fond of them.
Suffice to say I didn't like the first two hours of this game. There was less gameplay than Metal Gear Solid, and more quick time events than Resident Evil 6. That combined with the fact that Lara sounds like a teenager trying to fake an orgasm everytime she gets hurt, in a frustratingly annoying British accent, and it's enough to make me want to rip my hair out. Oh, and not to mention that on PC it doesn't tell you what button to press in the QTE's. it just says press exclamation mark, or press foot. THERE IS NO FUCKING FOOT KEY ON MY KEYBOARD! I'm pretty sure the only person on earth who has that is Quinten Tarrantino, and it's a custom hotkey to his porn collection!
The worst part of this game for me was when Gropey McRape-Choke went all lusty with me, and I had to mash a combination of foot, exclamtion mark, hand, and gun to get past it, and almost every fucking time I'd forget which key one of them was. By the end of that sequence, I'd seen Lara Croft's being choked to death more times that I'd seen a repeat of The Simpsons, and when I finally shot that fucker in the head, Lara's crying over killing him seemed very disconnected to the euphoria I was feeling. Actually, it seemed out of place with everything, since like 2 minutes later she's pulling off head shots and setting people on fire. I suppose it fits with the overarching narrative, because Lara has always been batshit insane.
Voivoid is better...
But this was stipll pretty decent.
Damn. I'm an introvert. I'm fucked.
Dude. She's old. I looked at a picture of her at the start of the year and thought "That's unflattering picture..." then I saw her give a lecture and thought "that WAS a flattering picture!" She went from looking like a sad 40 year old lady to a 60 year old with down syndrome.
Fortunately for us she is teaching us about the social and cultural impact of the internet, not how to use the internet itself. Otherwise we'd be fucked lol.
You are right though. Intelligent people question things, and that's cancer to people with authority.
Yep. That's why most people hate their bosses.
What kind of work are you looking for?
And yeah. Let's burn that fucker! Fire makes me happy *grins evilly*
What class hands you a city bus? I want my own city bus damn it! Sounds awesome!
Yeah, that's the problem with a lot of degrees. They don't teach, you just go through the motions.
