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Here's a video about a randomly-generated 2D platformer. The video is different every time you watch it! Not really. But wouldn't that be awesome?

 Let's start from the beginning. You know how I was having trouble with Wordpress for my assignment recently? Well I went and spoke to my lecturer and she gave me an extension and showed me a back way into the site. Now, the first thing I should mention is that if you need to find a back way into the site that requires going through 6 websites just to be able to log in, you're probably not using a reliable site, and you should fucking change that shit. Oh well, I'm all over that shit now. 

 I was really excited about this assignment. I am studying Internets studies as a blow off class, and when I saw an assignment where I had to write blogs I was all over that shit. Then I saw a problem.

 Hey guys! If you know me, you know I like metal, and since Saints Row IV has NO FUCKING METAL IN IT, I thought I'd compose my list of top 10 metal albums. Seriously, fuck Saints Row 4. No Opeth, no Deftones or Dream Theater, all we get is a shitty fucking In Flames track from one of the shittiest fucking In Flames albums. Someone mod a metal station in! Anyway, as a fuck you to those assholes, here are my top 10 favourite metal albums. Because hey, why not?

 Hey guys. I feel like posting some photos for some reason. So I'm gonna. If you have any problems, take it out with my lawyer. Oh, that's right, I don't have one, so I guess you'll just have to shut the fuck up then.

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 Ok, so you guys know my stance on feminism. I believe in equality and all that good shit. I believe women should be mechanics, and get paid an equal salary to me and whatever. I also agree that within the AAA gaming industry, we should be careful to cater to both genders because these are big budget games that are trying to appeal to everyone, so crossing off one extremely large group of people would be stupid.

 Hey guys, so I'm back to the world of the sober, and I don't like that. So I'm escaping soberland to videogame land. And it is glorious. So what have I been playing?

 Dude. I am a god. Not this pansy ass Jesus shit where he's like mortal and can die and shit. I'm a proper fucking deity! Not really. I just fdell like one! Mainly because I got though the title in one go wuthiout making a mistajke! I tried to type mistajke 3 times and that j appeared every time so fuck it!@