
Well, this kid did none of that and his bail was $500,000. Maybe the dildo bat will make them laugh and set it lower.
In all seriousness, your image of me is quite different from the boring me that exists in real life, and I'm not quite sure what to make of the fact you think I own a dildo bat .... see, now I'm curious if "dildo bats" are a real thing, and I'm gonna go to jail for Googling that. Thanks a lot, geez! LOL