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Nanosuit Peach, nanosuit Lara Croft, nanosuit Samus, nonosuit Faith Connors, no suit Cortana... did I get sidetracked?

Demon Souls = Frustration. Spending a few years in a Buddhist monastery learning the art of patience is the only solution.

I thought the mine cart area was pretty tedious. When you open the very highest block you have to go all the way to the bottom again to get the shovel. With multiple players this wouldn't have been a problem but by yourself it's a whole lot of pointless climbing and running around. Sometimes The Cave feels a little bit like doing chores for a tyranical overlord. Damn you Ron Gilbert!

Sometimes a game does that to you and it's ok to look up a walkthrough. I was careful to only look up the specific thing I needed so I would spoil anything else.

In general, puzzle games cause me a great deal of anxiety and I did cursed a lot on my first playthrough. I even threatened to throw my controller at one point, but I would never do that. Funny thing, I was much more impatient when playing with a friend in the room. Alone, I was able to think through the puzzles without frustration. Go figure.

"Spelunk" sounds like what happens when you drop a rock into a pool of water. I picked up The Cave, thoroughly examined it, and dropped it into my water filled bucket of played games... "Spelunk!"

Yes. XBLA/PSN/Wii-U/PC/Mac and the brainwave OS from planet Serpo that's in the secret room under the White House... Whoops. Shouldn't have told you that.

This is the ultimate collection of shiny, could-project-a-movie-on, foreheads. Apparently we will all look like this in the future. Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Yea man! MST3K 4ever!

They're definitely funny now.