PixlBit

 Dear Lee Radical

 You have been with us as we've dicked over indie companies, promised to violate your privacy, and limit your rights as a consumer. We are making the most advanced console ever made. So advanced, in fact, that an Ipad, your cable box, and your tv can already do almost every thing our xbox can do. Except play games... but, well, I mean they're a secondary concern to us.

 We would like to invite you to blindly buy our console before you hear everything else that's terrible about our console. We'll give you some stuff that doesn't really matter so that you'll hopefully blindly support and fight for us in the future, because, well, you know how shitty our PR team is at it.

 Thankyou for being part of the Xbone community. We look forward to kidnapping your children in the future.

 These games! Thank god they aren't xbone exclusives, otherwise I'd never get to play them! The announcement of these two in prticular made my day!

Whoo! A console that learnt from it's past mistakes as opposed to trying to fuck everyone over! What a joy to see! I like Microsoft, but I don't see them making it to the next generation.

Kingdom Hearts and FFXV have me fapping - er - frothing at the peni - er - mouth already! I will buy a console just for them! And GT6, as lonng as the rpg elements remain and they get a better soundtrack.

 Yes. Actually that's true after actually seeing the "Red Wedding" on screen. I read the book and I was still shocked when it happened lol.

Mmm... delicious Aussies... gotta love em.

Yes. "Stone a woman to death if you rape her and she refuses to marry you." Brilliant moral there. "If you love your (I'll just say family to save time) more than me, you are not worthy of me." What lesson does that provide, other than Jesus is a colossal dick. Sorry, I just had an argument with my dad about this, so I'm even more hating of christianity than usual.

To win me over, they kind of need to throw the heap of shit they have out now and start again. Seriously. The greatest game ever made could come out and be exclusive to the xbone and I still wouldn't buy the fucking thing.

Glad you're enjoying it! One of my all time favourites!

 Yeah! Although so far I've only read positive reviews on this site. Now that I have more time I'll have to look through the archive and see how good this site is with reviews. From what I've seen it's pretty decent!