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They all are prone to drift. PS5, Xbox, and the joycons. The Switch Pro Controller works great, though.

I have a Switch Pro Controller. I've had it for four years and it still works perfectly, not the least hint of drift.

The main character of DQM: The Dark Prince, Psaro, is actually the villain of DQ4. 

I loved SMRPG Remake. It's short, but it's still fun. There's some added post-game content, but it isn't heavy duty.

This is the Slik Stik. It was the original arcade stick. 

How about a box of Pac-Man cereal and Namco Museum Volume 4? Merry Christmas.

I actually liked South Park. I enjoyed it more than I did Dragon Age: Inquisition.

I generally stay away from third party peripherals other than the occasional arcade stick. They simply aren't as good as the first party stuff.  In the early 80s, I did like Suncom's Slik Stik and Epyx's 500XJ sticks as alternatives to the Atari joystick. But since then, I've generally stuck to first-party controllers.

I got a big lesson in sticking with first party accessories when I had two Mad Catz PS1 memory cards die after 2 years, one of which died  halfway through my first playthrough of FF9. So I stuck with Sony cards after that, and when I got a Gamecube, it was nothing but Nintendo-branded cards.

The one third party accessory I can think of that I really liked is the Action Replay Plus cartridge for the Sega Saturn, which has cheat codes, memory storage, and regional bypass, which means you can play Saturn games from anywhere in the world just by plugging in a cartridge and entering a couple of codes rather than having to mutilate the console. I pretty much use this to play my PAL copy of Panzer Dragoon Saga. 

Cage Match:

Winter Heat was an interesting game, but going with Elden Ring on this one. What's next, are you going to pit Quest 64 against Final Fantasy VII? Plumbers Don't Wear Ties versus Alan Wake II?

Metroid Dread was great. My 2021 GOTY was Shin Megami Tensei V.

One of my best friends is another 1UP alumnus, who is a park ranger in Maine. I was there visiting a couple of months ago, and we went to a store in Topsham called Game Box. They had physical copies of the FF Pixel Remasters, the Dragon Quest trilogy, SaGa Frontier, and a lot of other stuff I've never seen in the wild. I loaded up while I was there.

In my neck of the woods we have Fallout Games, and there, I've found such oddities as the Gamecube and Wii Fire Emblem games, Skies of Arcadia Legends, and some rare consoles. Among the ones I've seen there are the Fairchild Channel F and the Bally Professional Arcade, which was also known as the Astrocade.

Best Buy has had some cool stuff from time to time. I was able to snag a Fire Emblem Three Houses Seasons of Warfare edition from them at the last moment, and they had physical copies of Ys Origins.

Cage Match:

I had to look up I Am Bread. Super Meat Boy I knew about since it was pretty well known a decade and a half ago,. I think I'm going to go with I Am Bread, since it seems to take the spirit of games like Goat Simulator and Untitled Goose Game to the realm of inanimate objects.