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Yeah. At least I'm not with Bank of America, though. Heard plenty more horror stories from people with them.

I'm considering "Henry Fording" my money, but then I'd need a new mattress. Or a water bed, but somehow that sounds like a really stupid idea ... but it reminds me of childhood so much, I just might do it anyway. Maybe even buy a Simpsons themed water bed with Bart Simpson saying "Don't have a cow man" on it. Yes, the perfect plan.

Well, so is college, but I'm planning on going back anyway. Although the rival school to my alma mater wears orange and is in somewhat (maybe exaggerated just slightly by us) close proximity to a jail, so I guess they're just up front about it.

Joking aside, I too am glad it's merely $6. $30-something is insane!

So because crooks that work in banks steal tax payer money and give themselves raises for screwing up and being bailed out, I'm to be stolen from for appearing too poor? Bullshit! Iceland got it right, if the government tells you banks are too big to fail, tell them to go to hell. Then again, they all pass for oversized football players, and we're all coming in second place only to Mexico in "biggest asses," so I take it they would be more intimidating.

That turned into a "political" rant there, sorry about that. I'm just upset because I hadn't realized I ordered my pitchfork on a Sunday, so it's gonna take a while.

LOL Now I remember Angry Joe had to buy a giant purple dildo for his review of that, however long ago.

Well, that you did.

And I know, I don't at all disagree with them investigating him, I just don't see how they decided eight years prison was appropos for an idiotic statement from some teen without any weapons in his place of residence. But whatever, he got bail from some anonymous rich guy.

For the record, I have not looked it up. I'm gonna go ahead and just assume they do in fact make dildo bats. If not officially, Rule 34 would most certainly dictate there are pictures of a makeshift version.

I've been really out of the loop on this, but everyone seems to be enjoying it. Phase 4 sounds like a cool Final form of a robot, though. Man, I really want to see Pacific Rim...

Well, this kid did none of that and his bail was $500,000. Maybe the dildo bat will make them laugh and set it lower.

In all seriousness, your image of me is quite different from the boring me that exists in real life, and I'm not quite sure what to make of the fact you think I own a dildo bat .... see, now I'm curious if "dildo bats" are a real thing, and I'm gonna go to jail for Googling that. Thanks a lot, geez! LOL

That's awesome!

It'd be cool if there was more coverage for this, but I'll try to catch the webcast if I can.

I like it.

I'm just annoyed about what I think is an unfair charge from my bank, and decided to make a blog about it with a bunch of unfunny hyperbole thrown in. Have fune in Slumberland.