
I love match-three jewel games. I was addicted to one on my phone, but it seemed to correlate with my phone's audio going out, so I uninstalled it. Forget what it was called, but it was definitely coded by people whose first language was not English ... or just people who've only ever read things on the internet, which I'm not sure is different.
I agree the book was better, but I did like that they showed a side of the story not seen in the book; it was clearly implied, but it was cool to see the actual scenes that weren't described in the book play out in the background of the movie. Also, you're right, it could have been a lot shorter, and I'm not sure I'd watch that camera, presumably operated by Koko the gorilla on a sugar high, while I was sick. You're a trooper.
I am flattered that you think I could write a hilarious book, especially since it involves a honey badger, and in my final semester at SFA, our staff group on facebook was called the "Hall 14 Honey Badgers," based on the viral honey badger video.
Finally, ravens sound like cool birds. It's always interesting to find out how intelligent animals really are. I looked up the Poe poem after literature and ravens were mentioned. Would Psuedacris crucifer be considered the chihuaha of the frogs, then?