Posted on 07/07/2017 at 01:56 AM
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There's a correction I'd like to make: Marty Friedman's guitar solo in "Tornado of Souls," is, in fact, the greatest solo of all time. No guitar before or after it has or will ever rival it. It has also defeated itself and the existence of the universe at the time of its recording. That solo called upon the Cthulu and the Cthulu did ravage mankind, for the sake of mankind's sanity, so that it did not have to live in the disappointing world that existed after the greatest solo of all time had already been performed, thus rendering all subsequent forms of art and joy obsolete and meaningless. We have been living in a post-"Torando of Souls"-guitar-solo simulation for some time now, as humanity did not need to exist in the real world any more, its greatest possible accomplishment already achieved.
The Super Friends' Aquaman proves this fact, as it is an unintentional relic of our simulation appearing only after its supposed inception in the 70s. In actual fact, the Super Friends Aquaman you are experiencing is an illusion of modern times.