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 Part 2 of my list kicks off now. Or Now. Or in 10 minutes. It really all depends on how fast you read this. Or if you read this at all. If you pace it right, it could take you a decade. A whole decade trapped in my words. That sounds positively delightful, does it not?

Good Golly Gosh Pixl-People! It's 2016! Isn't that insane? You're probably thinking “Well no, because time keeps moving in a linear fashion and thus the changing of the year is something you should have grown accustomed to by your 20s.” Well that's true, but as I was raised a Jehovah's Witness, I am still somewhat conditioned to believe that each year is our last and that we're all going to die because we're not boring.

 I may have to give up this glorious hobby of mine or move to another country. Not only are prices extortionate with us paying $90 per game, Australia has added a tax to imported goods. Which includes videos. So that's even more money! Oh, and now they're adding another tax to all online purchases.

 https://soundcloud.com/blake-turner-29/lower-level-game-of-the-year

 Hey guys, I haven't really played many video games lately. I've kinda gotten into Tabletop gaming. I recently bought the X-Wing starter pack and two expansions. It's a bit expensive but it's a ton of fun and the models look badass. So far I've got two tie fighters, one x-wing, a slave I and a millenium falcon. Here's what some the models look like:

Hello patu peopl;es it is new years and everything is spinning. I haVe shared a bottle of jaxk daniels with bilby which is 32 standard drinks and whiskey abnd had 7 shots of tequila with the salt and lemobn thing. I dont knwon whoc is the floor and whcis is the firtnk but i do knwo i lovbre you gus.

 I'm starting to think I should stop using my name in puns, because the thought of having a whole month inside me is making me a touch uncomfortable. It's not even discomfort in a physical sense - there are metaphysical concerns that need addressing: what does having a month inside you mean? Is it an internalised manipulation of time that differs from regular external time? Can the two meet and cause a vortex? Can my farts then stop World War 2? These are questions that may not ever be answered, and that may be for the better.