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You know I have nothing against on rail shooters. The Wii had a lot of great ones.  Resident Evil: The Umbrella Chronicles, House of the Dead Overkill and even Disaster: Day of Crisis had fun on rails shotting mechanics mixed with adventure platforming/Quick Time events. So for every good  game there are so many bad ones. Games like Target Terror come to mind and that's what I review today.

You know back during when I had a Gamecube Super Monkey Ball was a fun little arcade experience. The game had you control monkeys in balls on a series of courses. A lot of the courses featured winding paths and platforms that sometimes were challenging and gave gamers a brand new series from Sega to enjoy. Unfortunately, this experience doesn't translate to the Wii. And it failed to do it twice. Today a special two for one. Banana Blitz/ Step & Roll.

So today's wii review is a special one. In the tradition of romance and all that other garbage I decided that I would give you all a special treat. Today I review a bad dating simulator. So what is it?

Ya know it's kinda funny reviewing this game. I had Ready 2 Rumble on the PS2 and I loved it. You got to even unlock secret boxers such as the king of pop himself Michael Jackson and Michael Buffer the ever famous in ring announcer who made '' Let's get ready to rumble'' ring out to thousands in attendance and millions watching at home. So without further ado...I present an unholy revolution.

Power Rangers are still around. This annoys me, because frankly I never was a power rangers fan. Frankly there are just too many damn iterations and spin-offs and frankly I just want to get this over with. Today I present to you Power Rangers: Samurai.

I can't do it. I can't even make puns in my titles anymore. These games are so bad, and we aren't even halfway there. Anyways if you ever wanted the reflexes of a Ninja...this game will not provide you the skills necessary. I think becoming an actual ninja is easier than this game. Anyways here goes... Ninja Reflex.

M&M's are a fantastic chocolate filled candy  shell delight. They've been around for quite sometime and for good reason. They're addictive on the go poppable candy. So of course Mars decide that because they have such a recognizable brand to contract a company to make video games. I mean what better way is there to get kids into a diabetic shock than video games? Today's review is a horrible maketing ploy atrocity. Today... M&M's Adventure.

You know I really liked The Grudge. It was a crazy and at the time scary japanese horror movie. Even the american version wasn't too bad. Although to be honest. It did lead us down the rabbit hole of similar movies such as "One Missed Call" and "The Ring" So it's been over 15 years since the movie, and 6 since the game. So let's simulate a horrifyng haunted house experience in Ju-on the Grudge.

October, 2010...A dreadful month...a haunting month. I made my way out one stormy night and I found the scariest thing imaginable. It's time to review you guessed it Boo! Haunted House.

George, George, George of the jungle has a shitty game....AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WATCH OUT FOR THIS GAME! Watch out for this...Ah screw it. Today's review. George of the Jungle and the Search For The Secret. The secret is it's bad...wait a minute that's not a secret.