You got the Mikey pizza? Blech! I like pineapples and pineapple juice by themselves, but not on pizza. I do like japapenos, but they don't like me. You know the saying, 'japapenos burn going in and coming out?' Well...anyway, even though Raph is my favorite turtle simply because of where his joystick was on the arcade game, I didn't really pick the Raphael pizza because he's my favorite. I only said that to sound silly and stupid, which you might notice I do that a lot. Really the reason why we went with the Raph pizza is it had ingredients we would lilke the most. The cheesy bites crust was OK. It made it a little harder to hold the pizza but that's it. The crust looked like little toes, so we called it 'turtle toes.' The whole thing is just a silly markerting gimmick, but you know what? We both fell for it. But what good is life if you can't do silly stuff like that every now and then?
You know what Pizza Hut should do next? They should make a Pac-Man pizza! It could have all yellow ingredients, like...uh, cheese. Maybe they could make a yellow tomato sauce. They do have yellow tomatoes, so maybe that could happen. Then before you got your pizza, they'd take a slice out of it so it looked like Pac-Man. I don't know what they'd do with all those extra slices, I guess they'd have to eat them. So by the end of the Pac-Man promotion, all Pizza Hut employees would be ten pounds fatter. So what do you think of my idea? :)
