PixlBit

 Whoever invented Google+ should be set on fire, have their eyelids stapled together and then have random parts of his body run over by a tank. Whoever decided to link it with youtube deserves to be drowned in the urine of someone with urinary infection. 

 Hey guys, I made an electric guitar cover of the song Wake Up from Mass Effect 3. There's like nine tracks in there, so fucking appreciate it!

There is obviously far too much positivity on the internet, so to counterbalance it, I thought I'd bring some bile and vitriol to the table. Some games are just terrible, and it's up to us as gamers to collectively shame the artistic visions of those far more talented than ourselves.

 I have a tendency to be a negative person online. I don't know why, I just find it more amusing to write like this. If you met me in real life you'd probably be amazed by how positive I am. Actually, that's a lie. I'm a negative person in real life too. But I'm not as overwhelmingly negative as I am when I write!

 I find it weird that people still buy those magazines about celebrities. Firstly, have these people never heard of the internet? You know that place where you can find out about all that kind of shit for free? I used to understand people wanting to read them while on the toilet, but guess what! They invented something to get around that. It's called a fucking smart phone, and most people in the world have one! I also find it disconcerting that people think that buying these magazines is normal. Yes, obsessing over every detail of someone you've never met's life is totally fucking normal. And healthy. Oh, and even better, they put puzzles in these magazines. If you are actually compelled to read speculations about an out of context photo of Prince Williams talking to a random woman in a public location, I'm sorry but you are far to fucking brain dead to complete a crossword.

 What, you want an intro paragraph? The title isn't self explanatory enough? Ok. These are some awesome albums I bought. This is me talking about them. Are you happy now you braindead fuck?

 Hey guys. I had a really, really shitty night last night, and you guys are the ones I'm going to vent on. Don't you just feel so priveledged? No? Didn't think so. Fuck it.

 Wassup niggas (It's funny because they aren't really people!) I made a list of the worst games ever.

 So, I just finished Mass Effect 2 in about 4 days, clocking in at about 45 hours, and I loved every moment of it. Then I jumped into Mass Effect 3. Holy shit is it ugly.