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On 07/02/2013 at 03:10 AM,
by Blake Turner
One thing I love almost as much as metal and prog is some gorgeous acoustic music. Here are some of my favourites for you!
On 06/30/2013 at 09:10 PM,
by Blake Turner
I like to steal ideas. I'm Australian, I'm a convict, therefore I steal. And this is an idea that a lot of people on here have done, but I haven't.
On 06/30/2013 at 07:34 PM,
by Blake Turner
How the fuck did this film get 55 on metacritic. Did these people watch the fucking film? I saw a bunch of user ratings saying "We don't like Zack Snyder, 0 out of 10," and others saying "Perry White is Black? BOYCOTT!!" Anyway, users aren't what I care about, because they were parented by the country music channel and are therefore racist, ignorant, autistic buffoons. What I care about are some of the actual critics reviews. "This film was just not fun." DID YOU SEE SUPERMAN GET PUNCHED THROUGH THREE FUCKING BUILDINGS?! Did you see the whole intro on Krypton? Did you see the shit tonne of jokes in the film? Instead of knocking a dude out, Clark impales his truck through three telegraph poles. I had a smile on my face throughout the entire film. It's not the film's fault you're an insufferable twat. "There was no emotion in the film." What? When young Clark was freaking the fuck out because he could see his teacher's muscles and bones and hid in a closet. The many conversations with both of his fathers spring to mind. THAT FUCKING ENDING!!! No emotion? Do you have aspergers you backwards cunt? Because not being able to perceive emotions is the only way you could come to that conclusion.
On 06/28/2013 at 11:25 PM,
by Blake Turner
Just found out what the ban is for - ANAL PROBING! By fucking aliens. Are you serious? Are you fucking serious? ANAL PROBING! BY FUCKING ALIENS!
On 06/28/2013 at 12:22 AM,
by Blake Turner
Exclamation marks are fun. I think I'll use them in every title. It makes my blogs seem more exciting, even when they're about completely mundane shit. Mundane is a stupid word. It should have an 'i' in there somewhere. Anyway... These are the games I've been playing, and what I think of them.
On 06/27/2013 at 01:58 PM,
by Blake Turner
Ok guys. There are some things we need to talk about, ok? Sometimes, people on the internet complain about things over and over and over, even though they're wrong. And stupid. Anyway, here are 5 of them!
On 06/26/2013 at 03:37 PM,
by Blake Turner
Oh for F**k's sake. This is ridiculous. Here, read my article on how ridiculous it is, because it's bloody ridiculous!
On 06/26/2013 at 02:59 PM,
by Blake Turner
So my last two blogs have been rather angry rants, or have been about rather weighty subject matter. I thought I'd break away from that and tackle something a touch more lighthearted - Comedy Television! Well I might as well just jump into it!
