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 Hey guys, it's my birthday. I'm 24, which I find utterly insane. It's been a somewhat mixed couple of years, as becoming an adult tends to be. It's even weirder for college students, since college acts as a further adolescence, not really teaching you anything about the outside world apart from stress and how important a support circle can be.

 This is going to sound coming weird coming from me. On 1up, I was that idiot who would whine at everyone who liked Dead Space, proclaiming that it wasn't scary and therefore wasn't a valid form of horror. If you learn anything from this blog, let it be this: 19 year old Blake was a fucking idiot. He didn't like Mass Effect. His favourite game was books. And he totally thought he was better than you as he meandered his way through his first year at college.

 Hey guys, just thought I'd give you a little update on my life, since that's why you're all subscribed to pixlbit and paying $12.99 a week for this glorious privelege. If you were unaware you've been paying me all this time, that's technically on you and you should have read the fine print before joining pixlbit. You pay us all weekly, Nick owns your soul, and you should all be getting a diabetic puppy sometime in August.

 Ok, there's still more E3 shit to cover, but fuck that. I've been playing things, watching things, and just all round have some things to say. I'll get back to E3 tomorrow, because there are still some seriously interesting games to cover, but for now, let's talk about games that are out.

Battlefield 1

 Holy fucking bejeezus there were some cool games at E3. It's actually terrifying how many games I need to talk about, but talk about them I will.

 So, there's been some E3 stuff, and I'm going to talk about it. If you want a better intro than that, think of some vaguely menacing threat that I'd usually concoct and then follow through with it on yourself.

 Hi everybody! Blake here with a quick update, as he is wont to do. I'm trying to blog more often, hopefully it sticks this time. So what have I been up to?

 Hi. I'm Blake. You know me, I'm that guy who used to post here who never does anymore because he's just the worst kind of person. A real shitlord if you ask me. Someone should totally massage his bollocks with honey and unleash the ants on that rectum enfused cunt.

 Please, go the way of Sega and die. Stop making hardware, you're fucking shit at it. Just make games and for the love of fucking god stay away from the internet.