PixlBit

 As you know, I recently purchased a new computer, which is decently powerful and runs games well enough for my liking. Since I got a decent CPU this time, an Intel one, and not a shitty AMD one that can’t do shit, I decided to give the Dolphin Emulator a go, and boy am I glad I did.

Fucking Seriously. All I want to do is buy the fucking Mass Effect Trilogy with all the fuckinh DLC. Is that too much to fucking ask? None of the fucking editions of any of the fucking games come fucking bundled with any of the fucking dlc on PC fucking, and fucking that's fucking ludicrous fucking fucking given how fucking vital they are to the fucking story of the fucking games.

Okay, so I'm stealing this from a few people on here, but I think it's a good format. I mainly just want to be more frequent on here and engage in some community discussion in a much more simple and direct format without having to write 500+ words.

 I got it in the humble bundle but I already own it. First to comment gets it.

 Hello you noodley Sky Bison epidemiology majors! How are you? 
 
A) Delightful
B) Sarcastic
C) Aroused
D) Slightly murderous.

Well, uh, this was supposed to be a weekly blog huh. Guess that didn’t happen. And I guess I’m not going to promise regularity from now on either. Anyway, I have new games for you to try!

 Fuck it though, I like doing these, even if it's only for myself and like one other person. I know I have somewhat eccentric tastes and they won't appeal to everyone so that's somewhat okay.

It's garbage. It took literally all morning to get running (doesn't work with Razer headphones) and when I got it working it wasn't worth it. Combat is the biggest offender here, and feels more like Ocarina of Time combat than Dark Souls combat. Now, if that sounds appealing to you, imagine that Ocarina of Time was only combat and only against the minion enemies.