PixlBit

 Firstly, this blog is not really about anything, it is a rant, and it will contain quite a bit of naughty language. If you don't like that, that's fine, you should probably not read my blogs anyway, because I'm an immature douche who likes the word 'fuck' for some reason. I don't know why. It just somes things up perfectly, or adds a bit of emphasis another word wouldn't be able to. Secondly, it's 5 am and I haven't slept yet, because Assignments, thou art a heartless bitch. So this will probably be an incoherent mess of words that mean nothing. Much like this opening paragraph. Anyways, rant activate!

 Hey guys! It's me! That guy who rarely posted on here for ages and then had a sudden explosion and now blogs about every sodding thing, and you're all secretly wanting him to die, but you can't say that because you're all such nice people, and I'm starting to rant like a madman with dangerous self esteem issues now, so I'll shut up! God, if that wasn't a run on sentence, I don't know what is. Actually, seriously, I don't know what it is. I failed that aspect of my grammar exam. Anyway... Here we go!

Fuck Microsoft. This is the nail in the coffin. I don't give a fuck if you give me the greatest game on earth, I'm not supporting you. Especially when Sony and Steam are going out of their way to support the independant. I was willing to forgive your atrocious launch if things got better, but not now.

 I went to the Doctor's yesterday, and it turns out I have a respiratory infection. Yay. So I'm on roughly $66 worth of inhalers, antibiotics and steroids. Which confused me. The doctor didn't tell me she was giving me steroids! Or maybe she did. I wasn't really coherent during that visit. She told me I shouldn't use my brain too much and that I should rest. This confused me greatly, seeing how I HAVE A FUCKING RESPIRATORY ILLNESS, NOT A BRAIN TUMOR! Anyway, I didn't question this at the time, but I did ask if video games were considered too taxing. She looked at me oddly with a weird sort of grin, and sort of laughed and said: That should be ok, you don't really have to think when you play games. I almost punched her. Fighting my temptation to immitate commander shepherd and PUNCH WOMEN IN THE FACE, I kept my mouth shit. She kept talking, and eventually she mutated into some weird, demonic form and tried to eat me. Ok, maybe I was a little out of it at that stage.

 Want some new music? Of course you do! Want to know what I've been listening to lately to give you a rough idea? Ok then! I'll give you a mix of shit I've been listening to lately, from a few different genres (mostly metal, hip hop, and rock, because it's me) for variety. So, without further ado, check this shit out!

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 Ah Pixlbit. I know you're like the new 1up now, but could you not copy it's technical issues? I mean when I write up a lengthy post, I don't want it to be deleted when I post it. Unless I'm being censored. I mean, I made some fairly offensive jokes in there, one of which I regretted in hindsight, and it did say that Saints Row 3 was a essentially a worthless piece of shit, which isn't true. So, I guess a rewrite is in order. (BTW Pixlbit is awesome and you guys should keep up the great work!)

 Everyones doing it, and since I live in a land that basically steals all of it's culture from America and Britain, I thought it would be fitting to do one of these things, if only so you can appreciate how fucking sexy I am. So without further ado, I bring to you PHOTOS!!!

 So, tonight was shit. There was a new nightclub opening where I live, well, by new, I mean the only one. Having finished my music assignment early, I decided to head out. Two of my friends were already there, and had rung me up drunk telling me how great the place is, so I was genuinely excited. I got to there at quarter to 11, and it was full. Not only was it full, but the retards let too many people in, and with 30 people in front of us, 60 people would have to leave for us to get in. Oh, and this place closes at 3am. Fuck that. So after waiting there for close to an hour, we decided to go to our usual friday night place, but due to the other place opening, they were closed, as they didn't think they'd make any money. By the time we'd walked there and figured that out, all of the other venues weren't letting anyone in. So, I'm back here with you lovely people, as dry as a Muslim cunt and as bored King Robert was by that pig (GoT reference). Anyway, let's talk about games!